A funny little fact from my Nana

My nana sent me this in an email and I thought it was really funny, I wanted to share some laughs with everyone, so here is what her email said!........... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. > >> > 1. The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > >> > 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > >> > 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > >> > 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > >> > 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. > >> > CONCLUSION > >> > Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.